Dear Me! What was I Thinking When I Wrote That Thing?

graphite drawingHere Lies a Loon

Once upon a tombstone

I read an epitaph

whose sentiments ridiculous

were prone to make me laugh;

the information set thereon

gave me to ridicule

the marker and the makings of

some great exquisite fool;

now lest you think me callous and

a soulless Frankenstein,

you ought to know the coup de grâce:

the epitaph was mine.

10 thoughts on “Dear Me! What was I Thinking When I Wrote That Thing?

    • How very sweet of you indeed, Jamy! I do get a kick out of writing darkly humorous stuff, and the more so when anyone else enjoys it too. Best if I can avoid them being my *real* last words anytime soon, all the same!! :D

  1. Hahahah! This reminds me of a late-night challenge my sister and I got into a couple of months ago. “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever written?” she asks me, at 1am on a school night. So she found for me some poetry she wrote about a junior high boyfriend, and I find for her something involving vampires, and we both laughed and laughed on either side of the province for well into the morning. So wonderful!

    • Oh, boy, would I have to hunt long and hard to find my Worst among the embarrassment of riches!!! But I’ll bet if I asked my sisters they would be able to contribute a vast number of suggestions to put on my list! (Sisters are quite helpful that way.) :)

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